Cheese = Good
Cheese + Fruit = Good
Cheese + Pizza = Good
Cheese + Wine = Good
Cheese + Pasta = Good
All of the above + Every meal + 2 x Daily + 7 days = Rock-hard, baseball sized menace that is impossible to pass. Threw a Tuscan Bean Soup into the mix yesterday but so far, no luck. Just thought we'd let you know.
3 comments:
HOLY SHIT, that is funny!!!!!Alittle more ruffage, and then stay near a bathroom.
i recommend a whole day of JUST WINE. and then in the evening have JUST WINE as well. surely they have decent stuff over there. then the next morning seek out a 7/11 and get the chips n' hot 'cheeze'. this is a sure-thing for expolsive relief! no walking or fiber/ruffage needed. ive 'heard' this works well. *d
sounds like you are having a great time...........find some castor oil, eat some ruffage and stay close to where theres a can............anyway, its so awesome to get this blog and follow your holiday.........love you loads
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