Monday, July 21, 2008

Sociology 101

We've all seen movies where the main characters are predominately white and there is that token gay guy... or black guy... or Indian guy... and everything even slightly remarkable about that character is emphasized or blown out of proportion, and every sweeping generalization that could be added to the character description is included. If it's a gay guy, he has a lisp, is attracted to everything with a penis, and wears body glitter. If it's a black guy, he wears a lot of bling, talks with words he makes up as he goes along, and wears a backwards baseball cap and an XXXXXL T-shirt. Then we get to the Indian guy: thick accent, turban, and no one wants the locker beside him because he smells like curry.

People, I learned a valuable lesson today that there is something to the 'smells like' thing. The Indian guy DOES smell like curry, assuming he actually eats curry. When I was living in Taiwan, I was told that us whiteys (or more accurately, North Americans) smelled like butter and cheese.

Remember that Turkish breakfast sausage I showed you in the previous posting? Well, EVERYONE eats it here. Yes, every last single person. A lot of it. Add 37 degrees and crowded markets to the mix. Sweet mother, I thought I might pass out a few times.

Hmmmm... it just dawned on me why I keep smelling fermented McChicken sauce every time I get near Ryan.
Here are a couple shots from the Spice Market and the Grand Bazaar. It was mind-blowing on so many levels: the sheer number of people, the brashness of the merchants trying to make their living by selling something like buttons (flanked by two other shops that also sell buttons), the sea of colorful scarves worn around the women's heads, the smells (occasionally good, mostly bad, always pungent), the uneven cobblestone... everything was so far removed from what our 'normal' is. It made us feel fortunate to have been able to experience it and also very fortunate that it is not our daily experience. Living in a crowded city of 15 million people would definitely take some getting used to.
Tomorrow were going to venture out and have our Turkish bath experience. Even I'm freaked out.

7 comments:

*dalyn said...

i can barely keep up with you guys you're writing alot this time! so i see you've oppted for the hostel and backpackers inn accomadations AGAIN. you should splurge one night and get a nice room with some air con...
those 'sausages' are remenicent of the ones they have in taiwan. do they rebound in your mouth like a big piece of rubber or gum? mmmm...
like the idea of taking pictures 'together'... keep it up! its a balmy 23 degrees here with a nice breeze... ahhh... enjoy your 39! xoxox *d

HopSkipJump said...

*dalyn: Can't keep up, huh? Those naps must eat up a lot of your day. We are writing more than usual. One of the good things about the hotel we're staying in, is that it has a good internet connection. Well, off to the rooftop deck for a reasonably priced $18 beer before dinner.

Anonymous said...

I agree with dalyn, so sad to hear that you two are slumming it again. You certainly know how to do it up right!

Pictures with you both in them is a "good thing." Thoroughly enjoying the blog & the photos.

Have fun,and you don't need to bring me back that huge diamond, a little smaller one will make me happy!

Emily said...

You guys better be careful with your bare-bones accomodation. Remember: bed bugs look like apple seeds, don't eat rice with flies, and bring flip flops for the shower. Keep your chin up!

Paige Jennifer said...

I once got stuck on a stalled out train halfway to Versailles. It was 95deg and though every window was open, the odor wafting through the car was vomitous. And yet, I still love France.

Susan Chipley said...

Those piles of spices look absolutely amazing!

Gucci Muse said...

I agree-the spice photo was my favorite-and $18 beer- damn, the ambiance must be superb!

If I was there, I would be looking for hot pink or luscious turquoise scarves to "harang" around my hips!!!!!!!!!